Don't hate me because I'm fabulous

It's so nice to be home. No dead frogs in my food, no homework, no Peeves. It doesn't get any better than this! Except wait, it DOES. Guess what arrived in the post last week? My provisional driving licence! My parents presented it to me at breakfast this morning, along with the news that they've booked me a course of lessons. I can't wait! Of course, I'll still be taking my Apparition test this summer since I'm so good at that and all, but it seems like such FUN to drive! I wonder if my dad will buy me a car after I pass?

Oh, and Harriet, you have to come over loads during the holidays!

I'm of age!

Exam schedule? What exam schedule? Oh, that's right -- I don't have exams this week. A whole week where I can relax and enjoy how stressed out everyone else is. Although can people please NOT have nervous breakdowns in the common room? I'm trying to listen to the Wireless.

I heard that the Health and Safety people are having a go at Trelawney. That is totally NOT ON. Okay, the ladder is kind of awkward to climb and I bet guys try to look up my robes but incense smoke isn't going to kill anyone.

I think the Health and Safety team that are at Hogwarts right now are PROOF that complaining does work, so there! Yes, I'm talking to you, Luke Morin.

And congratulations, Ada! I just heard the good news. I can't WAIT to see the film.


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I knew my parents wouldn't let me down. I wonder who they wrote to? The board of governors, I guess, or maybe the Ministry.

It's better news than the rumour I heard this morning. I can't believe those stupid girls thought I hexed Isabelle in order to play Cinderella on Sunday night. I would've been more subtle would NEVER have done that. But I'm glad I did get to play the role after all that practice I put in. I'm totally NOT a soprano but I did amazingly well even so! Next year I am so getting the lead role and not some ridiculous minor part.

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Are you okay, Isabelle? You seemed a bit hoarse earlier. You did SUCH a good job playing Cinderella last night that I'd hate to think you'd gone and strained your voice.

I have HAD IT with this school!! I'm not eating ANYTHING else those retarded house-elves serve us! This isn't France, we don't eat fucked-up things like FROGS over here, especially not ones that are part goldfish and probably poisonous as well. It's a health hazard and totally DISGUSTING and I'm not standing for it!

And one of the professors should GET RID of Peeves for good. He's a total menace. He completely disrupted tonight's rehearsal AND he hit me with a stick. That's ABUSE.

Is there going to be a hitwizard shadowing week? I don't see why future Healers should get all the fun! I certainly wouldn't mind doing work experience with the sexy hitwizard. He was here for the full moon a fortnight ago, only Frobisher was at his heels the WHOLE time like a woman obsessed. I couldn't flirt with him with HER around.

It was weird not having Divination today. I wonder what the omen was that Trelawney saw in her tea leaves? Hopefully a massacre of all these fucking FROGS.

What was the POINT of calling that whole election thing to impeach the Minister if everyone voted FOR him? What a waste of t--

I thought Choir was supposed to be about SINGING, not that sick guilt trip or whatever the hell Germaine was trying to achieve. I mean, seriously?? The war is over, we don't need to obsess over all the gory little details.

[Private to Harriet]

Harriet.




Oh my god.


You'll never guess what I've got.

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All this endless talk about politics in the news is so boring! They should just hurry up and get rid of the Minister already. But I'm not going to talk about that! My dad sent me some duplicates of our holiday shots this morning. I was going to stick them up over my bed like I usually do, but I've decided to put them in my journal instead.

( photos! )

Guess whose parents bought a last-minute Portkey to Tobago?



Happy Easter!

Guess who Apparated for the first time today? YES, me. Before anyone else! And I didn't even Splinch so much as an eyelash. I'm brilliant, I know. And it just shows how much Troll-brains Twycross knows, telling me I wouldn't get anywhere unless I stopped chatting and remembered my 3 D's. Obviously I can multi-task! I'm PLENTY determined, and the destination and deliberation bits aren't exactly hard.

And Madam Pomfrey took off the hex in no time, Patricia Viridian, so THERE! I know it was you and I am SO reporting you for that! I think I should also report certain prefects for not taking points and giving you detention on the spot. That kind of bias is totally disgusting.

[Private to Harriet]

We should totally dig up some dirt on LILY POTTER and maybe also Corrie Pye. Maybe.

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Whoever has the Slambook should really DO SOMETHING WITH IT.

Just a hint.

Ooh la la! They are sooo lovers.

The only thing more revolting than someone's ARMS falling off and then wriggling around on the floor is someone else THROWING UP because of it.

Gross.

Oh

my

GOD!!!



So did anyone see him being taken away? Did he FIGHT? Was there a duel? Was the sexy hitwizard involved?

[Private to Harriet]

I can't believe Sprout isn't letting the reporters in! Although they only want to talk to the people who disappeared. Isn't that biased? I could TOTALLY give a perspective of what it was like from this side!

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It would almost have been worth disappearing -- almost -- just to get checked out by that particularly fit hitwizard. I wonder how they check for traces of dark magic? I bet he's totally skilled at handling a wand.

I have a very important question to ask!

If Isabelle never comes back does that mean I get to play Cinderella?

If we can't see the disappeared people then they can't see US, right? And like, the boys still can't get into the girls dorms? Because I wouldn't put it past Mac Josh certain people to TAKE ADVANTAGE of the situation and SPY on me us!!

ATTENTION GUYS!

There is only one way to settle the recent arguments in Harriet's journal about which guy has the hottest chest. I think we should hold a COMPETITION to decide a winner. Contestants will be judged on different things, including: pecs, abs, hairiness (it had to be said!), and eye candy appeal. The judges will be an independent panel of girls (that means no girls voting for their boyfriends!).

To sign up, comment here! And girls, if you want to help me judge (let's face it, who WOULDN'T) then comment as well!

DISCLAIMER: I hardly think this needs pointing out, but taken boys with jealous girlfriends need not sign up.